I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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