dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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