One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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