He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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