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Puke
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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