theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Randomize
