I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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