If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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