do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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