so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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