the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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