it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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