it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this beer tastes like vomit already
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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