So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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