Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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