where does the pee come out of this thing
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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