What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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