ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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