drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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