so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
