You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
