Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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