scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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