drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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