omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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