my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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