Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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