just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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