I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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