I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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