He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
