Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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