i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
