Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
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If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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