i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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