"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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