Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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