i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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