he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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