I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it's great music for shaving your balls
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
