just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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