Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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