I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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