question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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