If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Fuck me I smell like cheese
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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