roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
