If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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