I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
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