Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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