we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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