So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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