i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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