But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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