I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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