Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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