Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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