I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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